Everywhere I go people are like “you’re so tall!” And I’m like “OMG WHY IS THIS THE FIRST I’M HEARING OF THIS” and they’re like “bitch” and I’m like “droll small talking moron” and this might explain why so many short guys are always trying to one-up me.
Real life.
Pythagorean Theorem
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a^2+b^2=c^2! It’s all coming together.
Nerding out. Amazing. I wish I saw this in time to put it on my Christmas list.
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While trying to find things I could throw away instead of pack as I get ready to finish moving out of my apartment, I came upon a letter. I was the author of this letter, five years ago, and it was to my Great Grandma Dot, who passed away in summer 2011, and then the letter was given back to me.
It was about my bear, Teddy, who happens to possess magical powers (powers being the ability to comfort me at all times.) Grandma Dot gave me Teddy when I was 2, and she’s been the most important thing in my life ever since. We’ve been everywhere together. I cannot wait to move her into our new home in Effingham with Dan. It is comforting to know that Grandma Dot still has an active place in my life, and she still brings me comfort and security. Indeed, the only thing that stopped the flow of tears after reading that letter was Teddy.
